(HATCHET rehearses speaking to an imaginary fellow adventurer.)
Hello, Evvie! I’m glad you could come visit me, because you are my friend.
Alabaster, I brought you a new set of lockpicks because we are friends.
Morrow, would you like help from a friend to carry your adventurer’s pack?
(Xe gives up.)
Gods. I sound as ridiculous as I look.
I pitch my tent farther away from camp than anyone so they can’t hear me scream in my sleep. If I go out to eat, I have to check where the exits are and then make sure all the doors and windows open. I know about a hundred ways to kill a man completely unarmed. How much do I know about friendship? These scars are like a warning sign. Keep away, or this mad freak will slice you too.
Meanwhile, Evvie is normal. No one’s ever even raised a hand to them. They start conversations with strangers. They share personal information with strangers. What village they’re from. What’s their favorite song. They’re telling this whole story about how they got stuck in a tree as a child and meanwhile I’m sitting there trying to understand the strategic value of sharing anything with anyone.
Alabaster is hilarious, even when he’s being a brat. Maybe he could even show me how to do all that girly shit I never got to learn growing up. Just us guys, sitting around painting our toenails!
And Morrow… sometimes when she talks about facts and figures, it makes me think about learning to read. I think she would teach me. I think maybe she wouldn’t mind I’m not that bright.
I think friends are supposed to share personal information. You’re basically handing the other person a rock to throw at you, but it must serve some purpose.
What would I do with friends, anyway? I mean, we could spar or climb trees or go to the gladiator arena or to see a play with lots of blood and action or go to the races… and then they’d suggest something inside. In a room with one exit. With a door that locks. With no way out.
Would they be my friend then? Watching me clawing the walls like a feral animal?
They’d laugh at me. Stab me in the back with the knife I probably gave them as a gift. And I’d be alone. Just like always.
(HATCHET tries to visualize xer imagined scenario again.)
Evvie, I picked some wildflowers for you. I consider you a friend because I appreciate your ongoing concern and caring, even when I act like an absolute bitch. They’re your favorite? You have a gift for me? I’m so glad you’re my friend.
(Nope.)
Yeah fucking right.
Character name and pronouns: Hatchet, xe/xir.
Context: Hatchet is a warrior in a fantasy world. Due to a traumatic upbringing, xe struggles to trust others and has visible scars. Hatchet has argued with xir fellow adventurers, who are all also trans, (Alabaster, Morrow, and Evvie) after xir paranoia leads xir to accuse them of attempting to betray xir. Now, xe is alone at the campfire and tries to imagine what life would be like if xe had friends. This is from the middle of the first act of an in-progress short play called Faces in the Firelight.
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